The crew at Joshua Tree, golden hour
EPISODE I.

We're Going to The Kassita

JULY 31 2026 JOSHUA TREE
EPISODE I · JTREE33
— Occasion —

The Reason

33
Years of Hunter

Three nights in the high desert for Hunter's thirty-third. Six friends, one villa, and the kind of long weekend the group chat will reference for years.

When
Jul 31 – Aug 3, 2026
Where
Landers, CA
Who
The Six
— Featuring —

Starring

Hunter

Hunter

The Birthday Boy

Turning 33 and dragging six people into the desert about it.

Dane

Dane

The Dealmaker

Married to the host. Knows where the Advil is.

Rachel

Rachel

Tastemaker Mommy

Michelin GM. Coors Light girl.

Bianca

Bianca

Baddest Bitch of the West

New to the group. Already plotting.

Jason

Jason

Master Snowflake

Works at Snowflake. Also is one.

Beau

Beau

Apres Clean

Patron saint of the oat milk latte.

— The Setting —

The Place

The Kassita. Five acres outside Landers, neighbors visible only in the distance. Plaster walls, white oak, terracotta, saltwater pool. Built for slow mornings and long evenings.

The Villa

Three bedrooms, three baths, sleeps eight. Primary king with soaking tub and outdoor shower; second king with private patio; a queen with ensuite; and a cinema room with an oversized sofa for whoever drew the short straw.

The Outside

A Mykonos-inspired saltwater pool. An in-ground hot tub. A built-in propane firepit ringed with seating. Sculptural outdoor fireplace. Overhead heaters for when the desert gets honest. Shaded dining, propane BBQ, Sonos through the patio and pool.

  • Saltwater pool + hot tub
  • Indoor + outdoor fireplaces
  • Cinema room
  • Joshua Tree Coffee Co. on the counter
  • Sonos throughout
  • Fully stocked kitchen
  • Starlink Wi-Fi
  • Washer / dryer

Host says: "evening reveals its magic."

Nearby (drive time)

  • Integratron sound bath5 min
  • La Copine + Giant Rock8 min
  • "Transmission" sculpture16 min
  • Downtown Joshua Tree18 min
  • Pioneertown / Pappy & Harriet's24 min
  • Joshua Tree NP (west)29 min
  • Twentynine Palms32 min
  • Palm Springs1 hr
— The Weekend —

Itinerary

The shape of the weekend. Specifics still cooking. Reply in the group chat with vetoes, additions, or strong opinions.

Day 1
Friday
  • 4pm check-in at The Kassita
  • Pool, hot tub, settle in
  • Welcome dinner (TBD: cook in or La Copine)
  • Firepit + first night under stars
Day 2
Saturday
  • Slow morning, coffee on the patio
  • Joshua Tree NP — hike or scenic drive
  • Pool nap window
  • Sound bath at Integratron? (5 min away)
  • Birthday dinner — venue TBD
Day 3
Sunday
  • Brunch at the villa
  • Pioneertown / Pappy & Harriet's afternoon
  • Pool, fireside, leisurely
  • Final group dinner
Day 4
Monday
  • Coffee, slow pack
  • 11am checkout
  • Caravan back, or extend
— A Special Section —

The 33

Hunter wants something themed around the number 33. The shape is open: 33 inside jokes, 33 photos, 33 desert things, 33 birthday wishes from the crew, 33 prompts for the group chat, 33 reasons we love him. Tell Ross which one and it lands here.
— Bring This —

Pack List

High desert: hot days, cold nights, no humidity, no chain stores. First draft below — living document.

The Essentials

  • Sunscreen (SPF 50+)
  • Sunglasses + a hat
  • Refillable water bottle
  • Swimsuit + cover-up
  • Pool towel (the villa has some)
  • Sandals + one closed-toe pair

The Desert

  • Layers — nights drop fast
  • Light jacket or hoodie
  • Long sleeves for hiking
  • Lip balm + lotion
  • A wide-brim hat
  • Sturdy shoes if you're hiking JTNP

The Vibe

  • One outfit that photographs
  • Pool playlist contribution
  • Your camera (phone counts)
  • A book, just in case
  • Snacks for the room
  • Patience with Hunter